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ingrid_m [Added: 03/16/03 | Clark Lex]Snerk. Snerk again. This one just cracks me up. It’s not my usual angsty, long, plot driven type o’ thing. But it made me snerk. A lot. Inspired by spoilers from season 2, it starts off with Lex engaged- and not to Clark. In fact, he’s engaged to a… WOMAN! ACK. Snerk. Only two people on earth think it’s a bad idea- and Clark is one of them. My favorite thing- everyone else’s reactions to Clark bitching about how wrong it is for Lex to be engaged to the chick. It’s just so damn funny! I somehow doubt the episode will give me this much joy. Snerk.
debchan [Added: 03/16/03 | Clark Lex]Clark attempts to use a pie analogy to explain his secret to Lex. Lex misinterprets. Smuttiness ensues. Seriously kick ass dialogue of a quality rarely found on the show or in fanfic. A quick read that will have you rolling on the floor.
While not quite as LOL funny as some of the more blatant humor stories, I love how this fanfic celebrates the ‘Oddness’ that is Smallville- and how all of the ‘Smallvillians’ seem to take it for granted. It’s got stoned cattle and hitmen and student politics and pie. What more can you ask for? Oh yea- naked Clark. Floating naked Clark. Much witty banter follows. Big thumbs up!
This is an x-over with ‘Enterprise’, which I don’t watch. I’ll admit to skimming the very beginning, right up until the shuttle lands and Malcolm and Captain Archer have to figure out the strange new world of 2002 Smallville. Some REALLY funny really horny encounters ensue. Not Clex, but in this case, I didn’t mind. Pure cheesy parody that’s worth a look even if you’ve never seen ‘Enterprise’ either!
SnerkPie! I almost didn’t read this one because it’s an x-over with half a dozen other shows (West Wing; Angel; X-Files; Um, some other stuff)- and I don’t like x-overs as a rule, nor do I watch all of the shows. I really need to stop judging stories before I read them! This is a brilliant parody, set in the White House (Bartlet/WW is president, not Lex) on ‘Crackpots Day’. It’s, well, the day the WH deals with all of the paranormal crap- much of which is ‘real’. While Lex, Lionel and a velvet-lined handcuffs wearing Clark talk to C.J. and Toby, Pete is banished to the cafeteria, where all of the plotline deprived black guys from the other shows ALSO end up. Hmmm. Could it be the start of a movement? Well, it probably should be, but my mind is still fixated on the image of Lex in a smoking jacket, sipping cognac and listening to Barry White.
viridian5 [Added: 03/16/03 | Clark Lex]“Life sucks. It sucks more than… some great big sucking thing.” - So says Goth!Clark, in what has to be one of the funniest, sweetest, most fun little fanfic I’ve read. A great ‘15-year old Clark voice’ drives this collection of random musings by the rebellious teen- though it’s hard for a sweet boy to rebel when stuck in the wilds of the Kansas corn fields. The fact that Clark keeps busting the laces of his leather pants every time he gets near Lex is tremendously enjoyable as well. It’ll put a smile on your face, I guarantee.
liviapenn [Added: 03/16/04 | Clark Lex]So, you know all of those s1-s2 stories where Clark goes to Lex, confesses all his secrets and then they have hot, smutty sex? Well, this is one of my favorites. Set just after s1’s ‘Stray’, Clark tries to convince Lex to stay in Smallville- and to find out if what he thinks Lex wants is really what Lex wants. This story stands out for me due to the characterizations and sharp writing. Clark is particularly fun in this story, and his inner dialog and uncertainty ring really true (at least for s1 Clark). The story has a wry sense of humor and doesn’t take itself too seriously. It’s fun and schmoopy and smutty. “Maybe Clark was a big idiot. A big, naked idiot. And a freak. A super freak.” And maybe this story is super fun!
debchan [Added: 03/18/04 | Snape Voldemort]Oh, this story is so much fun!! It’s a crossover with Terry Pratchett’s ‘Discworld’, but if you know nothing about the books, don’t worry- you don’t need to. The author does a nice job of introducing the new characters (Esmerelda “Granny” Weatherwax and Gytha “Nanny” Ogg ) enough for you to understand what’s going on, and the emphasis in this story is on the humor. It’s not a massively long story, but it’s a lot of fun. There’s lots of sex of all types (het, slash and a bit of bestiality- but it’s mostly mentioned in passing and not remotely explicit) and there’s drunkenness and someone drops a house on someone. Oh, yea -you won’t believe what happens to Voldemort!! Expect action, adventure, kitty porn- and mostly a nice big dollop of humor that’s very much in keeping with the Discworld sense of the absurd.
isiscolo [Added: 04/05/04 | Hermione ]Oh, I do love a clever fic! This one is just yummy, in a sneaky, sly, reprehensible sort of way. It’s very short, focuses on Hermione, and is told entirely through newspaper clippings (starting in 2005). It’s a story that creeps up on you and leaves you blinking- wondering if what you think happened really did happen. Why, yes. Yes it did. Hee!
isiscolo [Added: 04/05/04 | Snape Sirius ]Hee! Short fic, set post graduation at Harry’s wedding. Who’s he marrying? Who knows? Who cares? All of my attention is focused on a dark corner in the back of the room, where Sirius Black has plopped down in a chair next to everybody’s favorite potions master. They proceed to drink and trade verbal barbs- and perhaps something more! The story is almost totally dialogue, and the clever word play is simply a blast. I can actually imagine this conversation happening (in a reality where Sirius didn’t die, of course)- which says a lot, given Snape and Black’s opinions of each other. Cute and very amusing.
~iibnf [Added: 04/05/04 | Snape Hooch]Hmmmm. Well. Um. Really, the title pretty much says it all! HEE! This is a short PWP (the type of thing I NEVER recommend) that finds Snape and Hooch sitting outside, smoking fags, and just generally bitching about what a bad day each has had. Of course, there’s always one sure-fired way to cheer up- and the fact that both Snape and Hooch are gayer than track lighting need not be an insurmountable obstacle! This fic, it’s a must read for the dialogue- some of the best I’ve seen in fanfic. It’s just damned sweet and funny as all hell. Highly, highly recommended.
“I’ve ridden a few broomsticks in my time, that’s all you need to know. I just generally prefer a muffler to a niffler. Want to see my tits again?”
“I’d love to.”
And I repeat- HEE!
A short bit of smutty fun, this fic is an x-over with ‘Austin Powers’. Lex and Scott Evil hook up at a convention for ‘Evil Masterminds’ and proceed to do ‘evil’ stuff. Like have ‘evil’ sex and piss off their respective fathers. Pure silliness, but it never fails to put a smile on my face!
scribbulus_ink [Added: 04/09/04 | Trelawney Snape]Oh, this is a sly, sneaky, fun little fic! It seems Trelawney is prophesizing Snape’s doom. For obvious reasons, Snape is not overly concerned- until the prophecies start coming true!! Thankfully, Trelawney may have a way to help Snape avoid his tragic fate. It’s short, it’s funny, and it has a lot of style. Definitely a read worth a few minutes of your time.
You should read this because the world needs more ‘Pimp Daddy Clark’ fics. And pie. More pie, more pimps. Really- isn’t that reason enough? (But the kick ass writing style and dry, acerbic, world-weary but not without hope characterization of Lex doesn’t hurt.) It’s a fairly quick AU read, set in a Metropolis where Clark is in college and Lex never went to Smallville. Check it out.
He didn’t know who he was, and to hear the lot of them talk, he didn’t know what he was, either. In fact, he only knew one thing about himself. Luckily it was a very important thing.
He had a really cool coat.
HEE! This Spike focused story breaks from canon during season 6. The premise? Spike gets bopped on the head and loses his memory. Buffy reluctantly agrees to let him stay at her house, seeing as it was Dawn’s fault he got ‘bopped’. Once he accepts the idea that he’s a vampire with no memory, Spike, being Spike, gets bored. On the plus side of things, he finds a note that suggests he has a secret lover. For the rest of the story, he tries to figure out who it is. Given the fact that Spike can imagine having sex with just about everyone he meets, the puzzle is not an easy one to piece together.
This fic continually cracked me up. Mahaliem has a flare for dialogue and this fanfic sounds like the show. The premise is also a nifty one, and the author really milks it for every bit of humor- and does so with style. Andrew is even watching from the shadows, fascinated by ‘Master Vampire Spike’ and his irresistible appeal to all around him. The characterizations of a rather large cast of characters were also appealing- I liked everybody in the fic. Lastly, there’s a lot of heart beneath the humor- and while it’s funny when Spike wonders if Xander could be ‘the one’, it’s also all a bit bittersweet. Very nice read, highly recommended.
Hee! This is very short and very clever- it’s a parody of ‘The Raven’, set during season 4, when Giles still had Spike chained up in his bathroom. I like Spike. I like Giles. I like Poe. If you like any one of the three, you’ll dig this!
Oh lordy, I laughed so hard I damn near wet myself. HEE! So, does it ever bother you, reading all of those ‘first time’ fics, where one (or both) character is a virgin yet the sex is perfect, they have four simultaneous orgasms while using magic condoms on their self-lubricating pricks? I mean, my first time? Really, not all that great. (And yes- TMI!) Anyhoo, this fic is for those of us who can appreciate the idea that ‘first times’ are not always perfect. Really, really not perfect! It’s the fairly short tale, told completely through dialogue, of Clark and Lex’s first time. Now, Lex does try to talk Clark through it, but what with the zipper, the pubes, the armoire, the ‘lube’.... Did I mention the ‘I love you’? Hee- funny and really quite sweet, this fic gave me a happy!
Funny, funny future fic written with real style and flair! This is one of those stories that reminds you HOW something is written is generally more important than WHAT is written. This is a fairly long, established relationship Clark/Lex story based on the not uncommon premise that the emnity between Superman and Lex Luthor is a front. Clark is a reporter, working with a really nicely characterized Lois, and Lex’s live-in boyfriend. Superman is the superhero who interfers with Lex Luthor’s plans for world domination- and stuff. Also, there are sand worms and particle accelorators. Very cool fic with fun characterizations, a nice plot to pull it all together, and some deeper issues lurking below the surface fun.
As mention, my favorite thing in this story is really the style with which it was written. This isn’t really a ‘funny’ story, but the author simply has a flair for words and brings out the absurdity of the entire ‘superhero’ schtick: “Just tell me why you need a particle accelerator,” you ask reasonably, or as reasonably as anyone wearing a spandex cape and red go-go boots can. Your people had all the fashion sense of a Swedish disco. Hee! But as I mentioned, beneath the surface, there are some interesting issues raised. Clark really doesn’t want Lex building a particle accelerator- for a multitude of reasons. And the terrible interpersonal communications skills both Clark and Lex have are brought to the fore. These guys have a lot of the same issues canon Clark and Lex have- they just show up in this story surrounded by more humor and warmth. Still, they are issues that could pull the guys apart, and I really appreciated how this story dealt with said issue. For a story that’s a blast to read, this one’s a great choice. For a story that at its core is about complex relationships between two powerful (if sometimes immature men), well, this story is still a good choice!
This short little ‘day in the life’ vignette is based on Judith Viorst’s children’s book. I’ve seen a couple of fics along the same line, and they never fail to crack me up and make me smile. In this tale, it’s Lex who’s having a ‘terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day’. And not even moving to Metropolis will fix it! Short and cute, it’s a quirky little read.
vulgarweed [Added: 05/29/04 | Snape ]There is a land that lies beyond space and time, a crossroads where worlds collide and realities blend. At the very heart of the void there is a shop. Not just any shop. Bram’s of Carpathia- serving ‘The Very Finest in Sinister Menswear’. Well. where else did you think Snape goes to buy all of those neo-Victorian swoopy clothes? Dolt. So, anyways, Snape is shopping for some new duds for his evil self, when a tall dark stranger dressed in black (like pretty much everyone in the store) comes up to him and asks the age old question “Hhhhave you ssssseeen Bagginsssss?” At which point, they shag like monkeys. Hee!
This is clever and short and smutty- and very, very amusing. I really liked the distant pov that kicks it off, and I thought the Snape characterization was quite good- particularly given the humorous and AU nature of the fic. Bonus points because I actually chuckled aloud a couple of times. This fic is like a Hershey’s bar with almonds- not particularly substantial, but enjoyable and satisfying all the same. Also, a little nutty.
So, you know the old tale- ‘X’ and ‘Y’ get trapped together in a cave/cabin/Canadian shack? Of course you do. Now, pretend ‘X’ is Kirk and ‘Y’ is Spock and it’s Pon Farr time of the month. Now imagine the whole story is being told to you by your great Aunt from Minnesota. It would sound something like this:
Kirk is gettin’ fed up and impatient for an afternoon nap, so he sits Spock down and says, “Now you just listen up here, young mister. Straighten up and fly right, or I’ll knock ya into the middle of next week.”
“Jim, it’s the pon farr, doncha know.”
HEE! An old favorite- just a short humor fic that EVERYONE should go read, whether you dig ‘Star Trek’ or not!
weatherby [Added: 09/21/04 | Draco Ron]DIES! OK, the full title of this little ficlet is AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PERSON WITH WHOM I’VE BEEN ENGAGING IN VARIOUS SORDID ACTS, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO MUTUAL MASTURBATION, TERRIBLY SLOPPY ORAL SEX, AND ALSO THERE WAS THE TIME THAT WE ATTEMPTED ACTUAL INTERCOURSE ONLY TO DISCOVER IT WAS HORRIBLY AWKWARD, which, well, pretty much sums it up. The story is that letter. To Ron. From Draco. NOT with much love. Funny as all hell, and I’ve no particular interest in either Draco or Ron! Highly recommended way to spend 5 minutes of your time.
butterflykiki [Added: 09/21/04 | Lex Clark ]Fairly short, fairly insubstantial future fic that really isn’t my typical rec. However, it made me smile and gave me a happy, and it’s recommended reading for when the rift gets you down. In this future, Clark/Superman is with the JLA, involved with Lois, and he spends much of his time thwarting the evil plans of Lex Luthor- the much married, highly successful, evil, evil mastermind. Who appears to be having a mid-life crisis. What else could explain his latest demands- issued from behind the barrel of his evil death ray?
“I. Want. Pizza. From Naples. None of that Domino’s crap in a nice box, I want the real thing. Pepperoni and sausage, with asiago cheese and mozzarella. And I want it in 30 minutes or less, or that stupid statue of you is the first thing I obliterate.”
“Lex, are you...” another blink as Clark tried to process this, “drunk?”
“Getting there, which is why I need pizza. And don’t forget the cheese sticks. They go well with… well, I’ll find something in the wine cellar.”
;o) This one is just fun, with a Lex voice and a Lex perspective that had me cracking up. There’s also a bit of interesting backstory that emerges flawlessly. Good friendship fic- even if Lex and Clark are ‘enemies’.
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